CORBIN BLEU
An engaging screen presence -- as the legions of fans of
the Disney Channel's two "High School Musical" movies
and his own star vehicle "Jump In!" will eagerly attest
-- the frizzy-haired, L.A.-reared, 18-year-old Bleu is
also the strongest musical talent at Nextfest, as
evidenced by the fact that he stole the show during the
live "High School Musical" concert tour earlier this
year.
On his debut album, "Another Side," Bleu powers his
way through a set of unoriginal but mildly engaging
hip-pop, succeeding less on the strength of his singing
and rhyming than on his infectious energy and enthusiasm
-- which, in this genre, can be enough to carry the day.
If it weren't for a standing, self-imposed
anti-cheesiness rule that prohibits me from tacking "-palooza"
onto any festival bill or big musical happening, you
know what I'd be tempted to call tonight's Nextfest at
the Charter One Pavilion. But by any name, there's no
denying that it's the teen-pop happening of the summer.
The tour, which has been winding its way across the
country since mid-July, brings together three of the
biggest musical heroes and heroines of the 'tweener set
-- each a model of cross-promotional synergy between
recordings, television shows, marketing and
merchandising -- as well as one up-and-comer who
actually is a member of the demographic that this
concert is aimed at.
Here is a look at the bill, starting with the
headliners, and rated by their actual musical merits
(with the Sun-Times' four-star scale adapted to
lollipops for this occasion) as assessed by some
decidedly not-in-the-demographic-group ears (which is to
say my 10-year-old daughter almost certainly disagrees).
ALY & AJ
Touring in support of their recent third album, the
oddly spelled "Insomniatic," Southern California-bred,
home-schooled sisters Amanda Joy (16) and Alyson
Michalka (18) also are promoting an upcoming MTV film,
"Super Sweet 16," and trying to build on the
breakthrough success of their platinum-selling 2005
album, "Into the Rush," and their roles on the popular
Disney Channel series "Phil of the Future."
The girls got their start singing in church -- their
mother was a member of the Christian-rocking J.C. Band
-- and they've been enthusiastically embraced by fans of
that genre. Although they're hesitant to be labeled as
Christian musicians themselves, they've been outspoken
about their beliefs. Asked about evolution during a
recent interview with Blender magazine, Aly said, "I
think people should be able to pray in school." Added AJ:
"Evolution is silly. Monkeys? Um, no."
Despite their faith, Aly & AJ haven't shied away from
touring with the former strippers who comprise the
Cheetah Girls, or from peddling a
just-slightly-more-chaste version of the infamous Lolita
act perfected by teen-pop predecessors such as Britney
Spears and Christina Aguilera. "You're not livin'
till you're livin' with me / You're not winnin' till
you're winnin' me / You're not getting' till you're
getting' to me / You're not livin' till you're livin'
for me," the duo flirtatiously chirps in an
electronically altered warble over the generic
rock-disco thump of the new album's thoroughly dreadful
first single, "Potential Breakup Song."
In the past, the girls' tuneless squawking also
managed to slaughter covers both great (Katrina and the
Waves' "Walking on Sunshine") and minor (the Lovin'
Spoonful's "Do You Believe in Magic"). But even more
insidious is the news from the Nextfest press release
telling us "an Aly & AJ book series, video games, a doll
series and lines of apparel, accessories and cosmetics"
are also in the works, and that "the sisters also
currently grace millions of Post Honeycomb cereal
boxes."
Remember, kids: Nothing rots your teeth quicker than
too much sugar.
BIANCA RYAN
Kicking things off at Nextfest is this soon-to-be
13-year-old resident of Philadelphia, who won the debut
season of the NBC reality show "America's Got Talent."
Released last November by Simon Cowell's SYCOmusic,
Ryan's self-titled debut album is marred by saccharine
originals and some very poorly chosen covers. Still,
you've got to hand it to her: The girl does have talent,
and she could establish herself as a great pop singer
given the right material.
DRAKE BELL
Born Jared Drake Bell in Orange County, Calif., the
21-year-old actor probably always will be best known
among his fans as one of the two title characters in the
Nickelodeon TV show "Drake and Josh," though he seems to
be especially eager to establish his bona fides as a
serious rocker. He boasts of having taken guitar lessons
from Roger Daltrey as a kid and tells us that the last
four songs on his second album, "It's Only Time" (2006),
form "a narrative about the ups and downs in three
different relationships" -- an attempted homage to side
two of the Beatles' "Abbey Road."
Listen, Drake, I've heard Lennon and McCartney, and
you're barely a Ringo. Your music is basically the sort
of innocuous jingle-jangle permeating the soundtrack of
"One Tree Hill" every week, and I'm going to have to
dock you a notch for not being self-aware enough to
admit that, and for artistic pretensions completely out
of scale with your actual accomplishments.
BIANCA RYAN
If it weren't for a standing, self-imposed
anti-cheesiness rule that prohibits me from tacking "-palooza"
onto any festival bill or big musical happening, you
know what I'd be tempted to call tonight's Nextfest at
the Charter One Pavilion. But by any name, there's no
denying that it's the teen-pop happening of the summer.
The tour, which has been winding its way across the
country since mid-July, brings together three of the
biggest musical heroes and heroines of the 'tweener set
-- each a model of cross-promotional synergy between
recordings, television shows, marketing and
merchandising -- as well as one up-and-comer who
actually is a member of the demographic that this
concert is aimed at.
Here is a look at the bill, starting with the
headliners, and rated by their actual musical merits
(with the Sun-Times' four-star scale adapted to
lollipops for this occasion) as assessed by some
decidedly not-in-the-demographic-group ears (which is to
say my 10-year-old daughter almost certainly disagrees).
ALY & AJ
Touring in support of their recent third album, the
oddly spelled "Insomniatic," Southern California-bred,
home-schooled sisters Amanda Joy (16) and Alyson
Michalka (18) also are promoting an upcoming MTV film,
"Super Sweet 16," and trying to build on the
breakthrough success of their platinum-selling 2005
album, "Into the Rush," and their roles on the popular
Disney Channel series "Phil of the Future."
The girls got their start singing in church -- their
mother was a member of the Christian-rocking J.C. Band
-- and they've been enthusiastically embraced by fans of
that genre. Although they're hesitant to be labeled as
Christian musicians themselves, they've been outspoken
about their beliefs. Asked about evolution during a
recent interview with Blender magazine, Aly said, "I
think people should be able to pray in school." Added AJ:
"Evolution is silly. Monkeys? Um, no."
Despite their faith, Aly & AJ haven't shied away from
touring with the former strippers who comprise the
Cheetah Girls, or from peddling a
just-slightly-more-chaste version of the infamous Lolita
act perfected by teen-pop predecessors such as Britney
Spears and Christina Aguilera. "You're not livin'
'til you're livin' with me / You're not winnin' 'til
you're winnin' me / You're not getting' 'til you're
getting' to me / You're not livin' 'til you're livin'
for me," the duo flirtatiously chirps in an
electronically altered warble over the generic
rock-disco thump of the new album's thoroughly dreadful
first single, "Potential Breakup Song."
In the past, the girls' tuneless squawking also
managed to slaughter covers both great (Katrina and the
Waves' "Walking on Sunshine") and minor (the Lovin'
Spoonful's "Do You Believe in Magic"). But even more
insidious is the news from the Nextfest press release
telling us "an Aly & AJ book series, video games, a doll
series and lines of apparel, accessories and cosmetics"
are also in the works, and that "the sisters also
currently grace millions of Post Honeycomb cereal
boxes."
Remember, kids: Nothing rots your teeth quicker than
too much sugar.
My rating: 1 LOLLIPOP.
CORBIN BLEU
An engaging screen presence -- as the legions of fans of
the Disney Channel's two "High School Musical" movies
and his own star vehicle "Jump In!" will eagerly attest
-- the frizzy-haired, L.A.-reared, 18-year-old Bleu is
also the strongest musical talent at Nextfest, as
evidenced by the fact that he stole the show during the
live "High School Musical" concert tour earlier this
year.
On his debut album, "Another Side," Bleu powers his
way through a set of unoriginal but mildly engaging
hip-pop, succeeding less on the strength of his singing
and rhyming than on his infectious energy and enthusiasm
-- which, in this genre, can be enough to carry the day.
My rating: 3 LOLLIPOPS.
DRAKE BELL
Born Jared Drake Bell in Orange County, Calif., the
21-year-old actor probably always will be best known
among his fans as one of the two title characters in the
Nickelodeon TV show "Drake and Josh," though he seems to
be especially eager to establish his bona fides as a
serious rocker. He boasts of having taken guitar lessons
from Roger Daltrey as a kid and tells us that the last
four songs on his second album, "It's Only Time" (2006),
form "a narrative about the ups and downs in three
different relationships" -- an attempted homage to side
two of the Beatles' "Abbey Road."
Listen, Drake, I've heard Lennon and McCartney, and
you're barely a Ringo. Your music is basically the sort
of innocuous jingle-jangle permeating the soundtrack of
"One Tree Hill" every week, and I'm going to have to
dock you a notch for not being self-aware enough to
admit that, and for artistic pretensions completely out
of scale with your actual accomplishments.
My rating: 1.5 LOLLIPOPS.
Kicking things off at Nextfest is this soon-to-be
13-year-old resident of Philadelphia, who won the debut
season of the NBC reality show "America's Got Talent"
with a bravura performance of the "Dreamgirls"
show-stopper "I Am Changing," which prompted one of the
judges, former child star Brandy, to declare, "You make
me want to go practice -- that's how good you are!"
Released last November by Simon Cowell's SYCOmusic,
Ryan's self-titled debut album is marred by saccharine
originals ("I Wish That" and "Pray for a Better Day")
and some very poorly chosen covers ("The Rose," which
fails to channel Bette Midler, much less Janis Joplin,
and R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly," which teenage
female singers should probably avoid until those nasty
criminal charges against the Chicago artist are
resolved).
Still, you've got to hand it to her: The girl does
have talent, and she could establish herself as a great
pop singer given the right material, tasteful production
and lot less Simon interference.
My rating: 2.5 LOLLIPOPS.